Browns to the west of me, Flyers to the east...

Pens vs. Flyers at 7 pm. Steelers vs. Browns at 8:20 pm. What a night in Pittsburgh sports. Here are my alternate lyrics to the classic song above:

Well I know what I’ll be watching tonight,

Both these rivalries just feel so right,

Don’t be scared, we are the black and the gold,

The opponents’ gonna get knocked out cold,

Browns to the west of me, Flyers to the east

Here we go, we are Steel City: Woohoo!

Yes, we are Steel City: Woohoo!

And the Browns don’t have a clue what to do,

Yeah this game should put a smile on my face,

The defense will give Colt McCoy chase,

Browns to the west of me, Flyers to the east

Here we go, we are Steel City: Woohoo!

Well we’ll start it out by running,

And be proud of Coach Mike Tomlin.

And the towels they will be waving,

Waving in the air chanting,

Hines…Hines…

Trying to make some sense of it all,

Cause I see the Flyers standing up tall,

Jaromir Jagr goes to sleep on the floor,

Arron Asham can do that for us I’m sure.

Browns to the west of me, Flyers to the east

Let’s go Pens, we are Steel City: Woohoo!

Well they started out with nothing,

Then they got Talbot and Jagr man,

And the Pens they will go skating,

Check them in the backs, they’ll say,

Please don’t do that…Please don’t do that…

Well I know what I’ll be watching tonight,

Both these rivalries just feel so right,

Don’t be scared, we are the black and the gold,

The opponents’ gonna get knocked out cold,

Browns to the west of me, Flyers to the east

Here we go, we are Steel City: Woohoo!